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  2. saxypone:

    fuchsiamae:

    dextronoms:

    bitches-im-balin:

    bigbigtruck:

    krudman:

    I love this

    "you come here often?"
    "DWARVEN CRAAAFTS"

    "hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven-"

    "FAVOR THE BOW, EH? I’M A SWORD MAN MYSELF"

    "hey let me buy you a drin-"

    "LET ME GUESS: SOMEONE STOLE YOUR SWEET ROLL?"

    "hey gorgeous-"

    "I LIKE SHORTS! THEY’RE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR!"

    "hey beauti-"

    "SOMETIMES, I DREAM ABOUT CHEESE"

    (Source: spookysage, via dutchster)

     
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  4. yungterra:

    you can tell a movie is going to be a shitty, forgettable comedy when the font they use for the movie’s title in advertisements looks

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  5. firelorcl:

    vortexanomaly:

    the crumb

    this is the most intense photo i’ve ever seen

    (Source: nickholmes, via dutchster)

     
  6. such hello

    (Source: 4GIFs.com, via cheetahgirl69420)

     
  7. homosexualpancakes:

    give us the child

    (Source: 997, via sofapizza)

     
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  9. fiyhi:

    patron-de-los-santos:

    mcdamnright:

    So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.

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    I was like “Aye yo, ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
    So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.

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    Then I was like “No.”

    well no wonder why it was in the thrift store

    but shit it was 99 cents

    (via dutchster)

     
  10. memeking69:

    F UCK fUck DSSHIT GO D DANMN IT IM SUPE R GAY FUCJ I cAN READ IT. FUCK. SHI.t

    (Source: jackwhynand, via cheetahgirl69420)